First of all, don’t be so harsh. There’s a lot of terrible things in this world and someone not working isn’t one of them. Actually, you’ve got to be a hard worker to accomplish anything really bad. The Nazis were hard workers. And hardcore criminals doing all that running around, I don’t have the nerve for it. I’m simpler than a bump on a stump but I took a test one time that said I’m in the top %90 of people in MENSA. I’ve met lots of people drinking under bridges that are that smart, too. Maybe being simple isn’t so stupid, and that’s why I see so many things other people don’t. Lots of butterflies this last spring, but I’m the only one who said anything. No one else ever sees eagles or hawks until I point them out. I’m not saying I’m great, I’m just saying that’s all I care about, and that’s why I’m lazy.
look forward to? So much paperwork they’ll need iPods to do their signature! I take some kind of pride when I choose to write my name down, and it’s rare that I do, like it’s rare that I photograph. It has to be a moment. If I go to the bank I feel like a very official man, it’s not just a round in the washer for me.